Clint Barton & Natasha Romanoff - two master assassins…

poyzn:

Quick and simple lifehacks.

brooklynncalifornia:

how to get gays’ attention

brooklynncalifornia:

how to get gays’ attention

buzzfeed:

This Indian actress shut down a reporter for telling her to keep quiet about women’s rights.

fuckheaded:

Clearly she wears those short skirts and skimpy tank tops because she wants the d. and by d I mean vitamin d. she wants to soak up as much sun as she can. because revealing clothes are not an invitation for sex u prick

Me: seriously though its time to pull my shit together
Me *7 months later: seriously though its time to pull my shit together

ask-jeffrey-kun:

ok so ur an athiest and having sex u dont moan ”oh god” u moan ”oh bill nye the science guy” then u get up and start singing ”BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL, BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY” then u jam the fuck out